Jacob Salter

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 Screenplays, prose, Gonzo style non-fiction, comedic advertising tags, rythmic Biblical imagery, Instagram captions, etc. I do it all.

You got $250k on you right now? Or maybe you’re cool with a hotshot orthodontist who wants to brag that he’s “in film” with his trophy wife on his arm at parties? Let’s work. Read the full Innocents feature length screenplay within.  
2022
Publication
An affluent swingers couples hires a god masquerading as a man to clean their pool. We’ve all been there! Poolboy reigns.
2024
Publication
It Goes On All Fours is a Carpenter-esque horror about WW2 era skinwalkers in Arizona. Where do I sign again?
 
2024
Publication
Gay baseball players in Texas... Surely this will end happily and well. Find out in I Can’t Wait To See You Again, the Feature.
2024
Publication
Gay Baseball Players in Texas, the short story that started it all... Surely this will end happily and well. Find out in I Can’t Wait To See You Again.
2020
Publication
Jacob Salter’s Life Story, ages 0-28, raw and uncut. “I laughed, I cried, I j***ed off in the corner.” -One Horrified and Tantalized Reader.
2026
Publication
Believe it or not, I came up with this “ouchie” tagline all by myself. I know. Ubelieveable. Watch the rest of my ads for further devastating one liners.
2026
Publication
Inside Us
2024
Publication

  Screenplays, prose, Gonzo non-fiction, comedic advertising tags, rythmic Biblical imagery, Instagram captions, etc. I do it all.